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I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

I'd tell you a TCP joke, but i'm sick of repeating myself.

A TCP socket walks in to a bar and tells the bartender, "I'd like a
beer please". The bartender says, "You'd like a beer?" The socket
says, "Yes, a beer."


TCP and UDP walk into a bar together. after a couple rounds, UDP confesses
with a sigh, "I just can't seem to connect with anyone."